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SETH: What’s the difference between a tuna, a piano and a pot of glue?
JOSEPH: I don’t know.
SETH: You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna.
JOSEPH: What about the glue?
SETH: I knew you’d get stuck there.

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