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Twitter and Instagram. Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis. Vote: Joke has 59.49 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty Similar jokesSee also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes. At a government affair, the wives of four world leaders are chatting about how people refer to a penis in their countries. The wife of Tony Blair says in England people call it a gentleman, because it stands up when women are entering. The wife of Boris Yeltsin says in Russia you call it a patriot, because you never know if it will hit you on the front or on the back side. The wife of Chirac says in France you call it a curtain, because it goes down after the act. With great resignation, the wife of Clinton says in the USA you call it a rumor, because it goes from mouth to mouth… Vote: Joke has 81.55 % from 352 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, wife, women I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it "Bang". I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night." Vote: Joke has 80.92 % from 551 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, internet What is it? Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one. Madonna doesn’t have one. The Pope has one but doesn’t use it. Clinton uses his all the time. Bush is one. Mickey Mouse has an unusual one. Liberace never used his on women. Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his. Cher claims that she took on 3. We never saw Lucy use Desi’s. What is it? The answer is: "A Last Name..." You didn’t think I’d tell you a dirty joke, did you? Vote: Joke has 75.97 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, time A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off. When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys. The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him. Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about. The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the vasectomy is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker. The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room. While they are going down the hall the patient looks through a window to the right and sees six men in a room masturbating. Curious, the man ask “What are they doing in there”? The nurse responds, “They are getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross and they have Obama Care..” Vote: Joke has 74.26 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, health, hospital, masturbation Q: What's the difference between greeting the Queen of England and greeting Bill Clinton? A: You only have to get down on one knee to greet the queen. Vote: Joke has 65.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra with 3 Playboy Playmates A: Hugh Hefner. Vote: Joke has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, viagra, women What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing! Vote:
Joke has 44.49 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, IT, phone Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke! Vote: Joke has 37.61 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, celebrity, dirty, drug, music One day President Trump's motorcade was heading to the Mexican border to see first hand progress on The Wall. All of a sudden a naked lone figure was seen bent over on the side of the road. Wanting to help the president ordered the motorcade to stop. He got out and approached the figure and suddenly realized it was Nancy Pelosi. She was naked with her wrists handcuffed to her ankles. The president said, "OMG Nancy what happened?" She cried out that she was kidnapped by a bunch of people wearing MAGA hats and left to die! The president said "Well I'm not going to let that happen" as he was unzipping his zipper. He yelled out to the motorcade "OK boys the line starts behind me" Vote: Joke has 25.19 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, dirty, mexican, political James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris. Vote: Joke has 61.36 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death What does the phrase Victoria's Secret mean?The store was named in reference to Queen Victoria and the associated refinement of the Victorian era, while the "secret" was hidden underneath the clothes.
Why do they call it Victoria Secret?He chose the name 'Victoria' to evoke the propriety and respectability associated with the Victorian era; outwardly refined, Victoria's 'secrets' were hidden beneath." He went on to open a handful of Victoria's Secret stores and launched its famous catalog.
What is Victoria's Secret changing their name to?The new company will be named Victoria's Secret and will include Victoria's Secret Lingerie, PINK and Victoria's Secret Beauty. Also, the board approved a name change from L Brands to Bath & Body Works and symbol will change to "BBWI"; name change will be effective Aug.
Who is the real Victoria's Secret?Who is Les Wexner? The Ohio-born Leslie “Les” Wexner is the billionaire founder of L Brands Inc., the one-time parent company of The Limited, Bath & Body Works, Abercrombie & Fitch, and Victoria's Secret, the crown jewel of his retail holdings.
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