Proof geometric construction can solve all love affairs lyrics

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I really like this song especially the lyrics like "The only reason I got into math, was so I could find the shortest distance to you"

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What the fuck is a culture? But look at all these sTrAiGhT LiNes!

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I imagine these cartographers / lawyers / whoever had to puzzle out for days where to draw tiny squiggly lines just yelled in pure frustration something like Special Beam Cannon! before hulking out and drawing a 400 mile straight line

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Thank you for reminding me to rewatch this again

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You're a real comrade, meep

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Love the song, can someone please give a link to the song on Spotify

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I really did not expect Proof that Geometric Construction Can Solve All Love Affairs to see here. Was a pretty great song with bomb instrumental

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France and the UK did the same thing to the Middle East after The Great War (and fall of the Ottoman Empire).

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I love this song, plot is much better than in all sao series

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Man of culture.

Let's just ignore the fact that I ate 80% of the cake.

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Mambo-Ps songs are legendary

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Diversity = Strength

So they just wanted to strengthen these countries, amirite lads?

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Diversity can be a strength if the people actually live together, as opposed to sharing the same state.

Irokoizata wa Subete Sakuzu de Kaiketsu Kanou de Aru Koto no Shoumei (Proof Geometric Construction Can Solve All Love Affairs) (Bằng chứng rằng hình học có thể giải quyết tất cả các vấn đề tình yêu) – Gumi

Music: Yoh Takahashi

Lyrics:

僕は数学を愛している

ただ一つの答えを求めている

しかしもっと愛しているのは

幼なじみの女子

今日も必死のアピール

素敵なひし形のイヤリングだ

４辺の長さは同じ

向かい合えば平行

あっちもこっちも平行

対角線はそれぞれの中点で垂直に交わり

しかも角を二等分

なんて美しい図形!

なんて美しい図形!

“そうなんだ..”

なぜドン引きする?

ねじれの位置にいるみたいな顔をするな

戸惑う僕を鼻で笑う女子に人気の顔面黄金比（イケメン）

もしや貴様もこの子を狙っているのか?

作図だ!

二人を結ぶ線の真ん中に

絶対に越えられない壁を築く

（１）あの子を中心にコンパスで円を

（２）あいつを中心に同じ大きさで

（３）２つの交点を結べば

垂直二等分線の完成だ

見たか、数学の力を

君が筋肉の力で壊したけど

今日はあの子が生まれた日

ホールケーキを贈るサプライズ

自分で８割食べちゃった点を抜けば

完璧なプレゼント

完璧なプレゼント

“半分こしよ”

そっけなく君は言う

僕は８割食べたからもういいっての

“バカ” 何だと?

僕の数学力をペガサスとすると

君はさしずめ粘液を放つ上かわいい虫

作図だ!

二等分などロポニッチョにおける

パーラマハモルゲルほど容易いのだ

（１）とんがりを中心に円を

（２）２つの交点から同じ大きさで

（３）その交点ととんがりを結べば

角の二等分線の完成だ

ケーキはもうぐちゃぐちゃだから

君は浮かない顔をしているけど

* * *やっちまった!

数学のせいで嫌われる一方

昔は良かった 手を繋いで写真も撮った

赤い糸なんて曖昧なものではなく

確かな線分で結ばれていると思っていた

作図だ!

思い出の写真真っ二つにして

この恋をきっぱり０にしてしまおう

（１）線分上の手を中心に円を

（２）２つの交点から同じ大きさで

（３）その交点と手を結べば

垂線でお別れだ

捨てた写真 それを目にしたあの子は

泣き出しそうな顔で走り去った

君を見失ってしまったが

大通りで見たという証言

ここからの最短ルートは

垂線だ

作図だ!

僕が数学に目醒めたのは

君への最短距離を見つけるためだったんだ

（１）ここ中心にあの道にかかる円を

（２）２つの交点から同じ大きさで

（３）その交点をめがけて走る

木々をかき分けて

枝が刺さる 痛みはない

疲れもない あるのは

数字化不可能な情熱だけ

君を見つけた

好きだと言った

君は笑った

答えは一つ

Romaij:

Boku wa suugaku o aishiteiru

Tada hitotsu no kotae o motometeiru

Shikashi motto aishiteiru no wa

Osananajimi no joshi

Kyou mo hisshi no apiiru

Suteki na hishigata no iyaringu da

Shi-hen no nagasa wa onnaji

Mukaiaeba heikou

Acchi mo kocchi mo heikou

Taikakusen wa sorezore no chuuten de suichaku ni majiwari

Shikamo kaku o nitoubun

Nante utsukushii zukei!

Nante utsukushii zukei!

“Sou nanda..”

Naze donhiki suru?

Nejire no ichi ni iru mitai na kao o suru na

Tamadou boku o hana de warau joshi ni ninki no ikemen

Moshiya kisama mo kono không o neratteiru no ka?

Sakuzu da!

Futari o musubu sen no mannaka ni

Zettai ni koerarenai kabe o kizuku

(1) Ano không o chuushin ni konpasu de en o

(2) Aitsu o chuushin ni onnaji ookisa de

(3) Futatsu no kouten o musubeba

Suichoku nitoubunsen no kansei da

Mita ka, suugaku no chikara o

Kimi ga kinniku no chikara de kowashita kedo

Kyou wa ano không ga umareta hi

Hooru keeki o okuru sapuraizu

Jibun de hachi-wari tabechatta ten o nukeba

Kanpeki na purezento

Kanpeki na purezento

“Hanbunko shiyo”

Sokkenaku kimi wa iu

Boku wa hachi-wari tabeta kara mou ii tte no

“Baka” Nan dato?

Boku no suugakuryoku o Pegasasu to suru to

Kimi wa sashizume neneki o hanatsu ue kawaii mushi

Sakuzu da!

Nitoubun nado roponiccho ni okeru

Paaramahamorugeru hodo tayasui no da

(1) Tongari o chuushin ni en o

(2) Futatsu no kouten kara onnaji ookisa de

(3) Sono kouten to tongari o musubeba

Kaku no nitoubunsen no kansei da

Keeki wa mou guchagucha dakara

Kimi wa ukanai kao o shiteiru kedo

* * *Yacchimatta!

Suugaku no sei de kiwareru ippou

Mukashi wa yokatta te o tsunaide shashin mo totta

Akai ito nante aimai na mono dewa naku

Tashika na senbun de musubareteiru to omotteita

Sakuzu da!

Omoide no shashin mapputatsu ni shite

Kono koi o kippari zero ni shite shimaou

(1) Senbun-jou no te o chuushin ni en o

(2) Futatsu no kouten kara onnaji ookisa de

(3) Sono kouten to te o musubeba

Suisen de o-wakare da

Suteta shashin sore o me ni shita ano không wa

Nakidashisou na kao de hashirisatta

Kimi o miushinatte shimatta ga

Oodoori de mita toiu shougen

Koko kara no saitan ruuto wa

Suisen da

Sakuzu da!

Boku ga suugaku ni mezameta no wa

Kimi e no saitan kyori o mitsukeru tame dattanda

(1) Koko chuushin ni ano michi ni kakaru en o

(2) Futatsu no kouten kara onnaji ookisa de

(3) Sono kouten o megakete hashiru

Kigi o kakiwakete

Eda ga sasaru itami wa nai

Tsukare mo nai aru no wa

Suujika fukanou na jounetsu dake

Kimi o mitsuketa

Suki da to itta

Kimi wa waratta

Kotae wa hitotsu

Tiếng anh:

I love mathematics;

I’m always seeking that one and only answer

But what I love more than that

Is a girl, a childhood friend

Once again today, desperately, I make a move..

What a wonderful diamond-shaped earring!

All four sides are the same length,

And the opposite sides are parallel..

Here, there, parallel everywhere

The diagonals cross each other’s midpoints perpendicularly,

And they even bisect the angles!

Such a beautiful figure!

Such a beautiful figure!

“Oh, really..”

Why do you recoil so?

Don’t give me that look like you’re at a skewed position!

As I puzzle, the ladies man with the perfect golden-ratio face snorts;

Don’t tell me, are you after her too?

Geometry time!

In the middle of the line connecting these two,

I’ll construct a wall that can never be crossed

(1) Use a compass to draw a circle centered on her

(2) Do the same for him, with the same size

(3) Connect the two points of intersection,

And you have a perpendicular bisecting line!

Do you see now the power of math?

Though you destroyed it with the power of muscle..

Today is the day she was born,

So I surprised her with a gift, a full-size cake

Ignoring the fact that I ate 80% of it myself,

It’s the perfect present!

It’s the perfect present!

“Let’s each have half..”

You said, curtly

But I already ate 80%, so I’m fine

“You dummy!” What’s this?

If my math skills were a pegasus,

Yours would surely be a mucus-spewing yet cute bug!

Geometry time!

Bisection? Why, roponiccho such as that

Is as simple as paramahamolger!

(1) Draw a circle centered on the pointed end

(2) Do the same at the two intersections, the same size

(3) Connect that intersection with the pointed end,

And you have an angle-bisecting line!

Although the cake is a mess now,

So it seems you’re not very happy..

* * *Now I’ve done it!

Because of my math, now she hates me..

Things used to be better; we even took a photo holding hands

Nothing so ambiguous as a red thread of fate,

I thought we were connected by a definite line segment..

Geometry time!

I’ll cut this photo of my memories into two,

And reduce this love cleanly down to zero

(1) Draw a circle centered on the hands along the line

(2) Do the same at the two intersections, the same size

(3) Connect that intersection with the hands,

And you have a perpendicular-line farewell..

But when she saw me discarding that photo,

She looked ready to cry, and took off running..

Though I lost sight of you,

I heard you were seen on the main street

The shortest route there from here

Is a perpendicular line..

Geometry time!

The reason I got into mathematics

Was so I could find the shortest distance to you..

(1) Draw a circle centered here across that road

(2) Do the same at the two intersections, the same size

(3) Run toward that intersecting point,

And cut through the trees..

The branches scrape me, and I feel no pain,

I feel no exhaustion, but what I do feel

Is a passion that can’t be put in numbers..

I found you,

I told you I love you,

You smiled;

My one and only answer..​