Hogwarts house but pottermore can die

short king swag: 

you like pocket-sized dudes. Hovering behind you while you go “excuse me he said no pickles” kinda dudes. Can visibly see the outline of a binder through their Hawaiian print button-downs kinda guys. The kinda guy who says “Be gay do crimes” and actually commits to it. Men who watched School of Rock and had gender envy for Jack Black. Can I get your number.

I’m SCREAMING. This is SO true
@erosofthepen @messiambrandybuck 

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crimetimecrow

on-screen kissing with tongue

you give into the passion between you and indulge in the sweet taste of their lips, and walk away with faces red from the exertion of the duel, the heat of the kiss, and excitement for your next meeting.

thewhiteladyofrohan

this one’s rough and i’m not sure how i feel about it but uquiz has eaten it once already so i figured i might as well put out version 1 at least

Hogwarts house but pottermore can die

This one’s actually true cuz my gut feeling has never been wrong. There was this new kid in our class and I knew exactly what type he was and my friends didn’t believe me and I turned out to be right 😐

Hogwarts house but pottermore can die

I- I feel like a stripped chicken, damn

luna-xial

I made a thing!! Really proud of this one 💖 I'd love to see your results!

Thanks for the tag darling @pixiedurango it was a lot of fun! I got:

Nature and the Hunt

You are the divine parentage of the earth and the wilds, as well as the ancient art of the hunt. Your verdant forests, vast grasslands, and lush jungles are a source of wonder and sustenance for the skilled tracker, but conversely a place of fear and doom for the lost and unprepared. Many mortals revere you as a nurturing mother figure or a generous provider of protection and prosperity; however, you are equally capable of unleashing vengeance, famine, and destruction unto those who drink too deeply and greedily of your plentiful gifts. Hunters, gatherers, and herbalists look to you for guidance in the wilds, and your mythological equivalents are Greece’s Gaia and Artemis, Scandinavia’s Skaði, Eurasia’s Devana and the Iroquois’ Sky-Woman.

Tagging @theincaprincess @soradragon @fizzyxcustard @luna-xial @legolaslovely

Ooo this was so fun! Thank you @deepestfirefun for the tag!

I got:

Beauty and the Arts

You are the divine spirit of love, beauty and artistic expression, as well as the intoxication and revelry which often accompany both. Due to your association with pleasures of the flesh, you of all deities are perhaps the most closely enmeshed with the affairs of mortals, and you may even have a bit of mortal blood yourself. Your realm also encompasses the many elements which arouse intoxication, ecstasy, and spiritual transcendence for both mortals and divines—be they substances, music, or other sensory phenomena. Although you are certainly the life of the party, you also embody the spirit of healing, relaxation, and respite from the toils of the harsh mortal realm. Your mythological equivalents are Greece’s Apollo and Dionysus, Scandinavia’s Bragi, Mesoamerica’s Xōchipilli, and Mesopotamia’s Ishtar.

No pressure tag; @acahope311 @floral-and-fine @ladylouoflothlorien @underthemoon-n @fizzyxcustard @skylarkvip @sciencethot @beenovel @claraofthepen @messiambrandybuck

And anyone else who’d like to do it!

thanks for the tag!!

Nature and the Hunt

You are the divine parentage of the earth and the wilds, as well as the ancient art of the hunt. Your verdant forests, vast grasslands, and lush jungles are a source of wonder and sustenance for the skilled tracker, but conversely a place of fear and doom for the lost and unprepared. Many mortals revere you as a nurturing mother figure or a generous provider of protection and prosperity; however, you are equally capable of unleashing vengeance, famine, and destruction unto those who drink too deeply and greedily of your plentiful gifts. Hunters, gatherers, and herbalists look to you for guidance in the wilds, and your mythological equivalents are Greece’s Gaia and Artemis, Scandinavia’s Skaði, Eurasia’s Devana and the Iroquois’ Sky-Woman.

I think that’s pretty damn accurate

No pressure tags: @messiambrandybuck @elvish-sky @thewhiteladyofrohan @claraofthepen @tolkien-fantasy and anyone else that want’s to do it!

cottagecoregrandma

hello!! 🍓🌿🍊 i just made a quiz!! 🍄🧀

i spent a really long time doing it, so i really hope you enjoy it!!! 🍋🥐🍯

Hogwarts house but pottermore can die

What? I’m not. Crying over a uquiz result. Thats’ jus t *sniff* crazy talk. Shut up its allergies

@thewhiteladyofrohan

uquiz-obsession

i made a uquiz! it has no lyrics questions and doesn't have too much reading

lighthouse keeper

there’s something wrong with you. literally all the other results have thought out answers but you don’t get one because you’re too mentally ill and you should seek professional help. light and love <3

ok ya know what op I'm in therapy we been knew

There will never be a day when Gryffindor is not the most popular Hogwarts House. And Slytherin seems to always have its place among the outcasts and the rebels.

Do slytherins like hufflepuffs?

Hufflepuffs are known to have good friends in Slytherin. Hufflepuffs are some of the few who won't judge based on negative rumours. This means they're the most likely to approach Slytherins and help them when in need. This makes amazingly loyal friends between the houses.

Can you be in two houses in Hogwarts?

In a Hatstall, the Sorting Hat will take the student's personal preference into account (Known Hatstalls include Professor McGonagall and Peter Pettigrew). However, the author has never suggested that a person could be in two Houses simultaneously

Which Potter House is the best?

The Harry Potter houses tend to come under both a lot of praise and a lot of fire. Gryffindor, for example, tends to get thought of as the best house to be in because all the main characters were there.