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Real Lyric: You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille....With four hungry children and a crop in the field.....
The story:
Singing that way and getting a cuff from my father for having a dirty mouth....my brother taught me those lyrics :|
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
2/15/2002 12:23 pm
Age it happened
9
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
The Lyrics
Loose Wheel
On a road in Toledo, across from the depot
I was cruising in my old heap.
It wasn't good lookin'
But I was sure bookin'
And anyway I got it dirt cheap.
Me and my old lady
Were cruising 'bout 80
When the car really started to roar
Round the curve we were turnin', and something was burnin'
But I shoved that old gas pedal down to the floor
In the mirror I saw something cruise down the highway
I
thought how it looked out of place
It was my tire, going like fire
I had a strange look on my face
I really don't know but, it looked like a donut
For a minute I thought I was dead
I started crying, I thought we were dying
I looked out the windshield and said
You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel
With four old bald tires, you were such a good deal
I've had some clunkers, some really bad junkers
But you were just a great steal
You picked a fine time
to leave me, loose wheel
After the collision, I made a decision
I thought how I'd lived through it all
In the glow of the headlights, I checked out the damage
You really couldn't see much at all
I started thinking, I'm glad I'm not drinking
And these words came back time after time
You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel
With 4 old bald tires, you were such a good deal
I've had some clunkers, some really bad junkers
But you were just a great
steal
You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel
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